How To Get Butt Implants Fast

Getting butt implants is not hard. The best butt implants would be free, but I doubt that will be easy to pull off. This post however is just something funny I wanted to write about and a friend mentioned it to me. The free way to get butt implants, and the costly way. So here it goes, and rememeber this is not to be taken literally. It is just a joke so whatever you do, do not do the following to try to get butt implants at home.

Method one: Cut a cantaloupe in half exactly symetrical. Then take the 2 halves and clean out the seeds, then place the cantaloupe halves in your pants, one on each side. If you want to really get creative, you can make an incision in your butt and actually slide the two halves in, one for each cheek. Now as I said I do not promote dong this, its only a joke.

Your other option of course is to just cough up the money and get it done by a real surgeon who will look after you and make sure that it is done right.